Lady Gaga - Poker Face

i had never even heard of lady gaga until a car trip this weekend.

i was blissfully ignorant of her existence.

i wish things had remained that way.

the wikimasters have provided us with so much here that i don't even know where to begin.

this is why i started the blog.

Music video

Gaga emerges from the pool in a black leotard and wearing a crystal masquerade mask in the music video for "Poker Face".

The music video for "Poker Face" was directed by Ray Kay and was aided by Anthony Mandler.^[57] Premiering on October 22, 2008, The video is set by a pool, as well as in a mansion. The video begins with Lady Gaga emerging out of the pool wearing a shiny masquerade mask and a black full body leotard, with two Great Danes beside her. She throws the mask aside and the song begins with a facial shot of Gaga singing it.^[57] Gaga wears a metallic sticker on her left cheek in this shot. Featured in the video are scenes of Gaga in a mansion and dancing poolside with her dancers in a turquoise leotard.^[57] Gaga attends a wild party where every man and woman tries their luck on a stripped poker game. The party gets wilder when all the party's guests strip down to their underwear, dance around, and share kisses with each other. The video also features two harlequin Great Danes and several white mannequins on her swimming pool deck who are supposedly playing her servants. During the musical interlude before the "I won't tell you that I love you" hook, Gaga is shown in her trademark "Pop Music Will Never Be Low Brow" sunglasses while sitting beside the pool. The video ends with the head shot of Gaga singing the Mum-mum-mum-ma hook.

Gaga explained in the nineteenth episode of her "Transmision Gagavision" series, the main idea behind the music video of "Poker Face". She said that "I knew I wanted it to be sexy, so I thought no pants, because that's sexy, [...]And I knew I wanted it to be futuristic, so I thought shoulder pads, because that's my thing."^[58] The music video premiered on MTV UK on February 17, 2009. In some versions of the song, the words "muffin" (being a slang term for the woman's vagina), "Russian Roulette," and "gun" are censored out (bleeped) by the mum-mum-mum-ma hook.^[59]

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The Cardigans - Lovefool

i seriously have no idea what this commentator is talking about...this video is completely devoid of lilliputians.

The song's US music video features Lemuel Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels being lost on an island holding a gold bottle being put in the water.

Boyz II Men -- I'll Make Love To You

no matter the area or landscape,

clothes still make the man.

**Special Bonus -- From the Billboard Hot 100**

this song spent 14 WEEKS at NUMBER 1 in 1994. 14 freakin' weeks!

Music video

The music video features a woman and a man. The man Dwayne, installs a security system in the woman's house. She later invites him to have a drink, but he's busy. It turns out that she really likes him, likewise as he likes her too. In the end, he writes her a letter, she receives it and reads it; a love letter, with the song lyrics.

And throughout the video, Boyz II Men appear in two sets of white and beige clothes, white shorts and pastels over white muscle shirts, shorts and track jackets over t-shirts, dress pants and chest-bearing open dress shirts, colorful suits with muscle shirts underneath. All in different areas and landscapes.

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Warren G - Regulate

this song pops into my head more than once a week.

i had never considered it for wikimusicvideo until ciccone brought its excellent commentary to my attention. he even provided a weblink.

thanks, ciccone.

i feel like i've seen this video a million times in my life, but until today i've never really noticed the seemingly random clips from the tupac shakur vehicle "above the rim" that are interspersed at seemingly random intervals throughout the video.

DID I BLOCK THESE OUT OVER THE COURSE OF ONE MILLION VIEWINGS?!?

any way you slice it, it's all very meta.

i can't believe they're taking warren's wealth.

The song tells a story in which Warren G., while looking for some "skirts" (women), is mugged in Long Beach, California. Nate Dogg is trying to find Warren G. at the same time, and when he finds that Warren G. is getting mugged, he kills the people mugging him. The two then look for women together, whom they eventually find.

The music video featured scenes from the movie Above the Rim including an appearance by late rap superstar Tupac Shakur.

*Special Bonus (from me)*

Mad props to anyone who can provide a complete list of bleeped-out words in this youtube clip, many of which are not expletives. Please submit your answers in the comments.

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Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time

Unfortunately, the wikimasters didn't have much to say about this gem, opting to mention it only in reference to Sharam Tayebi's 2006 homage.

What amazes me about this video is that everybody in it seems so nice, earnest, and genuine.

In the 80s, could one be nice, earnest, and genuine and STILL party all the time (PATT)?!?!

Eddie's girl couldn't, but maybe Rick and Eddie could.

In reality, Rick definitely couldn't.

That's why this video remains such a mystery. I never assumed Rick James or Eddie Murphy to be especially nice, earnest, or genuine.

Especially during the 1980s.

I also find it slightly dubious that VH1 ever aired a program entitled "The 50 Most Gay Sucky Songs Ever," but I don't watch much VH1 these days.

Thanks to Carlander for suggesting this video.

He wisely commented, "At they very least, Hegel would have been way into music videos."

*Special Bonus (also from wikipedia)*

Eddie Murphy's singles discography, a catalog which deserves super celebration:


"Party All the Time" was a single recorded by comic actor Eddie Murphy in 1985, written and produced by Rick James and Kevin Johnston. The single reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and was the only major hit of his music career. Rick James also provided some vocals for the song. Later, "Weird Al" Yankovic covered part of the song in one of his polkas.^[1] The song holds the dubious honor of being ranked #2 in VH1's list of "The 50 Most Gay Sucky Songs Ever",^[2] and #8 in Blender magazine's list of the "50 Most Terrible Songs Ever".^[3]

In 2006, house DJ and producer Sharam Tayebi of Deep Dish released a remix of the song known simply as "PATT", an abbreviation for "Party All The Time" that reached #8 in the UK. The subsequent music video is a homage to the original, which had featured Murphy, James, members of the Stone City Band and some backup singers recording the song in a studio.

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Michael Jackson - Give In To Me

i just finished reading Slash (by Slash)

slash is deplorable.

i like him much less after reading his book.

...but i still really like slash.

this video is worse than slash's book but better than the song it promotes.

the single's artwork outshines the book, the video, and the song by miles.

i am nearly certain that the full color poster originally included with the single would have even topped the artwork.

to clarify, i should rank the aforementioned items in my order of personal preference:

1. slash the guitarist / rock star

2. the poster accompanying michael jackson's "Give In To Me" single (in theory)

3. the artwork for said single (in practice)

4. slash by slash

5. the music video for said single

6. the single itself

7. slash the man

in conclusion, it's a veritable slash sandwich, or slashwich.

Music video

The music video for "Give In to Me" features Michael Jackson performing the song on stage with former Guns N' Roses members Slash, Gilby Clarke and Teddy Andreadis at an indoor rock concert. According to Jackson - when he was interviewed by Oprah - it was shot in just about 2 hours in Germany. Near the end of the clip, a "pyrotechnics malfunction" causes sparks to fly across the stage, making Jackson dance with the electric bolts running all over his body.

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Berlin - Take My Breath Away

sorry it's been so long since my last post. i got a new job down at the aircraft boneyard and it's been pretty busy.

if i had known berlin looked like this i probably would have taken their music much more seriously.

Music video

The music video features scenes from the movie Top Gun intermingled with Berlin's singer Terri Nunn performing the song in blue coveralls walking between pieces of planes in a windy junk yard or aircraft boneyard at night. Bandmates John Crawford and Rob Brill are shown relaxing in the yard and then following Terri.^[2] This video clip can be seen occasionally in VH1 Europe's Top 10 Movie Soundtracks program. This video was re-released within the 2004 Top Gun DVD Collector's Edition.

Ace of Base - The Sign

it's dreary outside.

a little story filled with romantic and frolic images is just what i need.

wait a second...wft is this commentary? this video is dreary as hell.

Music video

The music video of the song features the pop group singing amidst romantic and frolic images; "The Sign" was depicted as an ankh and a djed.

Amid the images is a little story of a man and woman sitting side by side until the man leaves, seemingly abandoning the woman. However, he comes back with a rose and offers it to the woman. The woman graciously accepts and takes his hand. However, a bright light shines in the woman's face, drawing her away, abandoning the man and dropping the rose on the chair.

Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

music videos like this one and others from "similar songs of the era" are boring.

except for g and r's patience, which is AMAZING yet absent from the song's wikipedia entry.

Music video

The music video for this song is in the same vein as other videos for similar songs of the era. It features Michaels sitting down, playing the guitar, and singing along to the song, interspersed with black and white clips from concerts, and colour frames of what passes for a 'storyline' that follows the song.

Duran Duran - The Reflex

OMG you guys i just thought we should take a moment and commemorate the 25th Anniversary of the day they filmed Duran Duran's video for "The Reflex!"

Break out those light pens!

Music video

The video for "The Reflex" was shot during the Sing Blue Silver tour at Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto, Ontario on 5 March 1984. Director Russell Mulcahy filmed some of the closeup footage in the indoor arena that afternoon, and the rest was filmed live during that evening's concert.^[2]

"The Reflex" is primarily a concert video, accurately portraying Duran Duran's Sing Blue Silver tour performance style. However, in keeping with the band's insistence that their videos "never be ordinary", the video screen above the stage displayed bits of naked models wearing collars and chains illuminated with black light, occasionally interrupted by computerized video white noise. At one point, a waterfall appears to pour out of the video screen above the stage to soak the audience. The computer graphics used to achieve this were cutting edge at the time, but rapid advancement in the field quickly made the effect look dated.

Keyboard enthusiasts have taken special note of the Fairlight CMI (the first digital sampling synthesiser) that Nick Rhodes operated with a light pen in this video, and throughout the tour.

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